insult joke

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

insult joke

No visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

insult joke

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

new year

"Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success"


"On the onset of new year sending you the warmest of wishes" 

new year

Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR

new year

Tadpa Sakoge Jb Tk Chalegi Sanse Hmari
Jb Mehfil Hogi To Mehsus Karogi Kmi Hmari
Kya Dhundogi Ret Me Samndar Ko
Jb Na Rahegi Pyar Ki Nishani Hmari

birthday

Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!

new year

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my blog
that is

www.onlyforpawan.blogspot.com


join n enjoy wid us

new year

Before the golden sun sets,
old calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed

joke

Santa: God, why did u make woman so beautiful?
God : So u would love her!
Santa: But God, why did u make her so dumb?
God : So she would love u !!!

joke

What is the difference between secretary & pvt. secretary?
?
?
?
Secretary says "Good morning sir"
Pvt Secretary says, "It's morning sir"

love sms

Yaad Mat Karna SHAYAR ho javoge
Dil Mat Lagana DIWANE ho javoge
Pyar Mat Karna PAGAL ho javoge
Sirf Dosti karna dushman k B YAAR ban javoge.

birthday

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...

love sms

Meri chahat tumse alag kab hai,
Dilki baate tumse chupi kab hai,
tum sath raho Dilme dhadkan ki jagah,
fir zindagi ko saanson ki jarurat kab hai..

love sms

Chahat K Parde Me Nfrat He Mumkin,
To Nafrat K Parde Me Chahat B Hogi..
Agar Koi Khafa Hota He Tumhe Apna Samjhkar,
To Usko Tumse Mohbbat B Hogi.

love sms

Mumkin Ho Aapse To Bhula Dijiye Muje
Pathar Pe Hu Lakeer,Mita Dijiye Muje
Har Roz Mujse Taza Shikayet Hai Apko
Mai Kya Hu Ik Bar Bata Dijiye Muje.

love sms

Try to make 4 things in ur life
1st-Mind which nevr minds.
2nd-Heart which nevr hurts.
3rd-Touch which nver pains &
4th-Relation wich nevr ends..

sms

Friends Poem
ONE ONE:2
I LOVE U
TWO TWO:4
LOVE ME MORE
ThREE THREE:6
LOVE IS FIX
FOUR FOUR;8
LOVE IS GR8
FiVE FIVE:10
MISS UAgain

love sms

MAI
Ap
Se
Bohat
P
PY
PYA
PYAR
PYARA HU
Jis se marzi pooch Lo

love

When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you







I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right 

love sms

Aansu tapak rahe hai,pyaar ke naam se
mai lipat ke rota hu,aap se
apno ne buna tha hume,kudart ke kaam se
fir b yaha jinda hai,hum apke naam se..

love

Manzil Milne se Dosti Bhulai nahi Jati
Duniya Se kabhi Dosti Chupai Nahi jati
Dost Ki Kami har pal rahti hai
Durio se Dosti Mitai Nahi jati

sweet sms

Ur Sms is My Gulab Jamun
ur Miss Call is My Rasmalai
Ur call is My rasGulla
So always Keep My Swt Dish Box Full
I m waitin 4 My Sweets!!

join us

I Say and You Listen
Its a Good Frndship
You Say and I Listen
Its a Better Frndship
But
I don't Say and You Understand
Its Best Frndship

Dosti aazmani ho to bus itna hi kafi hai.
Zara sa rooth kar dekho, Mananay kon aata hai

he freinds just join me on


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its for u only here collection of sms tips tricks etc all spieces

new year sms

Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR

new year sms

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

sms

Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

join us


Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.

new year

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.Happy New Year.

love

Great love quote:
BOY- Dear,
Why u always hurt me & break my heart?
Girk- I alwys use to break ur heart to just replace my heart there..

quick heal

Quick Heal
Total Security 2009**
Enter This Registration key:
F-56GTDTXFEA
EnJOY.
Valid-2Year.

new year

In �The Universal Bank of God��
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you�
So,Enjoy spending�
Happy New Year.

new year

New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

sms

good morning 2 all of u


and happy crimas day
2 all of u

zokes

Define BIRTHDAY?
The only day in ur life,when u CRIED and ur MOTHER was SMILING.!

zokes

6 dog
running on
a road
1dog ask
''hum sab
bhag kyo rahe he''
Anther dog
answd
''bagal wali
gali me naya
khamba laga he.
chalo susu
karke ate
hain

tips

tips

If U R Not Using Internet Into Ur Pc Den Use AVG!
U Can Use It 10 Years 4 Free!Its Key Is
8MEH-RQXTV-HQOWD-E447R-MPHYD- P EMBR-ACED
-Njoy Wth U


Here a simple Trick 4 Direct Access ur sim contacts.
Type any Location,where u feed any num & #.
Eg.Press 1#.
It shows ur 1st sim contact.

speed ur internet speed 3 times
more faster.
just download & install
go to
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its speed up ur browsing speed
300% more.

tips

Great news for mobile banking users
of SBI.
its mobile app is avilable
for i-bancking with mobbile recharge.
go to
www.tinyurl.com/sbimob

• China mobile secret code
  default user code 1122,3344,1234,5676
  Engineer mode
  *#110*01#
  Restore settings
  *#987*99#
  LCD
  *#369#
  enjoy frnds.
  
• Used To See Online Videos?
  Den Install Keepvid Toolbar.
  It'll Give Direct Download Dis Video Option Above The Flash Player.
  -Enjoy With us.
  

tips

Tata DOCOMO
Free Miss
Call Alert!
Dial
*62*+919030955003#
(KERALA)
Dial
*62*919029955003#
(MAHARASHTRA)
100% Tested!

In s60v2 pres
*#7370# and *#7780# for factory reset and *+3+call(green button) atonce for hard reset.

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Go2
sms7.in
Here U Can Send Unlimited Sms To Ur Friends In Flash Or Normal Format!
Enjoy:-)

tips

Delete unwanted application on each boot of ur pc
go2 run
type MSCONFIG
now go2 startup&uncheck dos app wich u dont want on each boot.

• want to play ur mobile 3gp or
  mp4 files in ur pc?
  just install total video converter.
  it is a only 3 mb programe 4 convert
  & play all video.
  

  internet explorer trick
  ctrl + (- or +)
  Increase or decrease the font size,
  pressing '-' will decrease &
  '+' will increase.

tips

Mobile Orkut scrap tricks:
Underline
Enter text
Italic
enter text
Bold
enter text

njoy with us.

UseFul Codes;
*43#
Activat Call Waiting
#43#
Deactivat Call Waiting
*#61#
Check Call Divert
##002#
Cancel Call Divert.

• increase ur PC speed & also its life
  -dont use C drive much(less dan 50%)
  -dont keep much icons on desktop
  -shutdown properly.
  
• View ur pc graphic settings
  Go2
  >run
  >type"dxdiag
  >Press enter
  now see ur extreme graphic setting..
  enjoy with us..
  

tips

To make ur Desktop Icons Transparent
Go 2 Control Panel
>Systm
>Advancd
>Performance area
>Use drop shadows for labels on the Desktop...

*NOKiA MOBiLE TiPS*

RESET
*#7780#
BLUETOOTH
*#2820#
OPLOGO
*#67705646#
IMEI
*#06#
RESET
*#7370#

Rotate ur screen to 90/180 Degree! Press
CTRL+ALT+Arrow key
then rotate ur screen.

mobile

Use full codes
*43# activate call waiting
#43# Deactivate call waiting
*#61# check call divert
##002# cancel call divert

enjoy with us.

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Just try.
U will be getting an interesting result.
Just try it.
Get AMAZING TRICKS

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AMD-18004256664
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HCL-180018080 80
IBM-1800443333
Microsoft-1800111100
Wipro-
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Enjoy frnds.

tips

Remove VIRUS-
>Go2 the Location of virus file
>open a notepad file
>drag da virus file to it
>delete some words from notepad
>then save

Need to Maths formulas
then visit-
1. Math.com
2. Sosmath.com
3. Eformulae.com
4. Math2.org

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